Fogless Mirrors...Aren't
You know those mirrors that mount directly in your shower via one means or another and claim to offer a means of shaving while showering because they're not affected by the shower steam? They tell us they're fogless. Don't buy the hype. It's lies, all lies.
At 36 years old, I've bought a few of these. I don't know the exact number, but it must be somewhere in the ballpark of 126. Not one has actually been, you know, fogless. In defense of the manufacturers, I've never read the fine print on the packaging. For all I know the big print may say "Fogless Shower Mirror" while the fine print states:
Psych. No give backs.
I don't know whether having owned so many makes me naive or optimistic, but the latter sounds much more palatable so let's go with that, okay? I just know that I'm tired of believing in the promise. Disappointment is making me cynical. Facial scars are making me hideous.
AHA!
Who's to say what the mirror will do once you take it out of its protective packaging.
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